Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

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What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

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The 70's called. They had the wrong number.

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

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Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

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Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

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Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

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A boy owned a dog that was uncommonly shaggy. Many people remarked upon its considerable shagginess. When the boy learned that there are contests for shaggy dogs, he entered his dog. The dog won first prize for shagginess in both the local and the regional competitions. The boy entered the dog in ever-larger contests, until finally he entered it in the world championship for shaggy dogs. But the day before the championship the dog died.

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A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

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Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

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Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

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What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

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how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

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What did the Rasta man say when he got his dread stuckin the toilet ?

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Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

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I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

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How do you fall off a building... JUMP.

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What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

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whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

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Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

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Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

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Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

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My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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