- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

women's rights.

What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

What is brown and sticky? A stick

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

I just threw up..In my pants.

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profit evenly.

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

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What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

Why do babies have soft spots? The skull of a baby is made up of skull bones, and in the places where the bones meet there are soft spots made up of a strong cartilage to allow the skull to grow with the baby's brain.

a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

Q: How Do you make a baby be quiet? A: slowly chop it's head off with a blunted axe once it's head is off eat it

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