- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does Michael J. Fox mix his paint? He uses the paint mixing stick that is provided, for free, by most reputable hardware stores.

what did the bear say to the fish? Nothing he eat it

Q: What is green, has red shoes, exists in videogames and runs really really fast while collecting rings, running trough loops, has a fox sidekick etc? A: Sonic The Hedgefrog. Moral: I was always a bigger fan of Super Fratelli Brothers though...

How did the baby cross the ocean? It was stapled to a whale.

what is the difference between lizzy and a momma hippo........ lizzy doesnt bathe.

Golf.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

G:nock nock B:come in!

Why was billy bad at telling jokes? Billy was sexually abused as a child and humour was never really part of his life

THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

How do you get babys to paint a house? depends on how hard you throw them

What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

what did one computer say to the other .........

You know what happens when you plant a baby into the soil and give it lots of sun and water? It dies.

What do you get when you have 5 Russians, a few 8 year olds, and guns? A kidnapping

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