So,a guy walks up to his friends at the bar and try's to to talk to them,the friends start being rasist ,so the first guy says 'wo guys stop going in that direction ,that one direction

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I have cancer. And you're next.

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How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

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Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

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A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

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Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

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Why didn't LeBron James go to college? Because the opportunity to secure millions of dollars in salary straight out of high school was too lucrative for him to pass up.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender suddenly runs out the door frantically yelling, "He's got a gun! He's got a gun!" Meanwhile, inside the bar, the patrons overpowered the gunman, tied him up and took his weapon and all the cash he had. They later used his money to buy more drinks at another bar.

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A: Why are black people so good at sports? B: Practice and determination.

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I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

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Anti Jokes = Drained

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

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What do you call a woman in a kitchen ? There rightful place.

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once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

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Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

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if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

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A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

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I once met a man named Steve. I said, "Hello."

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yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

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Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

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Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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