- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

A white man walks into a bar. Then he gets a beer.

A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

So these two girls have a cup .

What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

Q. What's white and lives in a tree? A. A fridge.

How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

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Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry".

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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