- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

What did the shark say to the boat captain? So do you prefer cards or pool?

What's the difference between and indian man and a barstool....... indians walked on the moon with a cow named chester.

your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

True or fales? Eddie Izzard.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

whats in a red suit with a white beard and jolly......st.nick jerking of and blowwing a load in your stocking while taking a shit on you coffee table before theen hanging it back up over the fire place

A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

What happens when you light a truck full of babies on fire and drive it off a cliff filled with lava and set off explosives when they land? The babies die. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

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Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colour blind Which is sometimes quite annoying

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

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