how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

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Q. How do you drowned a blond A. Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

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Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

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What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

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A hobo said to another hobo "Im homeless"

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

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What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

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Why did Harriet Tubman have to take the underground railroad? Because she was a fugly slut.

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Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

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Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

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I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

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A man is in the desert and he finds a lamp, he rubs the lamp and out comes a genie! The genie says "I can grant your three wishes, for releasing me from the lamp" The man says "I wish I didn't have AIDS".

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What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

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roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

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have you ever had african food? neither have they

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A black man sees a watch that he want. He then purchases it with his hard earned money.

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roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

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Terminator XXXIVXXX Regensisysydioniosis. Watch as the terminators return in this year`s summer blockbuster, they return to a time before the birth of Connors grandfather and manage to destroy the world, then the only decision left is for humanity in another timeline to travel back as the terminators are destroyed, but they travel back again so that! But that wont happen before Terminator: Los Pollos Hermanos.

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Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

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drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

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Your face

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A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

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You're a big fat monkey.

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What happened to the guy that got a perfect score on his S.A.T.'s? He was murdered.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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