How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

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What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's have the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

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2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

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Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

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Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

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You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

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whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

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If 3 days ago was yesterday and today is Friday, how many legs does 7 dogs, 3 ducks, and 2 chickens have if the answer was red? Okay, not to sound rude but I'm gonna take a wild guess and say.....yo mama is so fat when she read this joke she ate the whole bucket of popcorn and didn't even share.

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autistic kids rock

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What did Geoar Bush say after a journalist ask what he was going to do about Katrina? Where gonna find her we do think she has some connection with Alkida .

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why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

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why did the chicken cross the road? to touch the goats beard

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

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You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

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Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he didn't have arms.

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Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

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You know what's funnier than 24? .... 9-11

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whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A unicorn

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What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

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Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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