Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry Show me your tits

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An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

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How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

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Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

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THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

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your mama's so fat... that's it

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What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Why did the creeper not go home? Because his parents blew up. (As told by a 7 year old.)

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Knock Knock. Whose there? The Police, you wife died in a car accident.

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Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

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How do you get Pikachu on a Bus? Pikachu Is A Fictional Charecter.

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What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

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Why was the 7 year old girl crying? Because its hard to laugh during gang rape.

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Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

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Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

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you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. You honstly thought i would cry over you? Well guess what player, You just got played too!

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a man walked into a bar because he needed a part time job to support his family.

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How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

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bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

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What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

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how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

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What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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