- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

Why did the chines were sunglasses? It was sunny.

Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

Why should you never shower with a pokemon? Pokemon is a game for children. In doing so you would greatly disturb your child who is quite fond of pokemon

Why are bannanas bendy? Because unlike cucumbers bannas are not grown in a tube and are left to grow at their own pace.

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

You know what happens when you plant a baby into the soil and give it lots of sun and water? It dies.

Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

Hail Hitler

did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

Why did Sidney drop her ice cream? A refrigerator fell on er

What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

Why did the English man walk into a bar? Do get an alcoholic beverage to temporarily forget the pain of his recent divorce.

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

A Jew walks into a shower. Gased.

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

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