How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

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why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

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i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

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what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

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man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

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let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What's brown and sticky? My ass.

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I saw 2 cannibals eating a clown. What did I do? Called the local police.

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a boy jumps through a mirror and out a window then he fell so now he's dead.

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How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

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What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

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A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

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Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

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what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

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Q: Knock, Knock A: To get to the other side.

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"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

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A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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