- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

What's worse then running out of toilet paper? Getting shot

How do you find out if your son is ok? Ask him.

What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

What drops its lunch every day? Yo mom

What did the orphan get for christmas........Cancer

What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

White NBA players.

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

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