roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

What do you call a dog with no legs Nothing it won't come

what has wheels and runs on gas? a car with feet

What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

Your mother is so fat.

When life gives you gators, make Gatorade.

What's worse then a worm in your apple? When your apples a human

Knock knock Whos there You spelt who's incorrectly You spelt whos incorrectly who ...................

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

Can anyone Lenin money?

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

why did the black man jump higher than the white man he was on a trampoline

Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

How do you kill a blonde? By irreparably damaging a major organ. The same way you kill anything else.

Why is minecraft so awesome? Because real life is boring as crap.

A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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