What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

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Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

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Why is Joel even here? Sexperience.

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Quetzalcoatl. Quetzalcoatl who? Quetzalcóatl, Mayan name Kukulcán, (from Nahuatl quetzalli, “tail feather of the quetzal bird [Pharomachrus mocinno],” and coatl, “snake”), the Feathered Serpent, one of the major deities of the ancient Mexican pantheon. Oh... hi.

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Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock *Who's there* Not Sally

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knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

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If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

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Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

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why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

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Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

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What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

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What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

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The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

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why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

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Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

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Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

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why did the jew cross the road? He didnt. He got stuck in the wire fence.

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My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

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A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

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Justin Beiber

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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