What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

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what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

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Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

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Anti Jokes = Drained

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Q:what has 6 legs and rides a unicycle! A: nothing!!! Duh!

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Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple?  Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

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A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office covered only in Saran Wrap. He asks the doctor, "The strip of metal teeth is missing from the box, so could I borrow your scissors?"

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A man walks into a bar, asks for a drink. He then realises that it was a metal bar and not one that serves alcoholic beverages. He then ponders the mysteries of the world and the universe.

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All the planets are named after gods Ours is named after dirt....

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A cowboy walks in to a bar and says to the guy behind the counter "Can I have a glass of water?". The bar tender shot a gun and missed the cowboy by an inch. The cowboy said thanks. Why? Because the cowboy had the hiccups

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Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

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You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

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Your mama is so fat. Just look at her.

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Q: What do you call four black guys hanging in a barn? A: Farm tools

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So Bob walked into his house after a long day at work and layed a rope on his bed. A few hours later his wife came home and found a beautiful tire swing in their backyard but her husband shot him self in his throat.

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What do you say to a rock? Meow

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

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Adam Fantuzzi's just jealous because he'll never be the man his mother is

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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A: What are the nine most terrifying words in the English dictionary? B: What are they? A: I'm from the government and i'm here to help

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows, it's impossible to determine the motivations of an animal that is incapable of speech.

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Why couldn't the Asian man satisfy a woman? He was in a coma.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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