- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

Why was the girl on the ground? She jumped off a bridge.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

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A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Die.

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

A blind man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at the man for a moment, then asks : - Excuse me, sir. Are you blind ? And the blind man says : - Yes.

Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

what is worse than a guy pissed?

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

What is 9+10? 19

A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

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