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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Miley Cyrus and a dead baby? One is a popular singer and the other is a dead baby.

An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

This couple is having the most passionate sex ever one night, and the guy cums before he gets a chance to pull out. He gets the woman pregnant. Now they are married.

Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

what's the worst way to fall asleep? sad. it makes you lose sleep.

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cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the turkey was in the oven and all the farm animals thought the chicken could run the errands in his place just fine.

Why'd The Little Kid Drop His Ice Cream Cone? Because He Witnessed His Mom get Raped in front of his house by the man driving the ice cream truck and the realized that he was licking frozen semen......

What did the man with one arm get for Christmas? A benchpress

What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

I'm rick james bitch

every cloud has a silver lining

Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

roses are blue violetrs are green im shooting heroine into my head

Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

What did the dead man say to his best friend? Nothing.

oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

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