- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

Wanna know my life in a nutshell? Well you can't. Life is an inanimate object an will therefore not fit inside anything, let alone a nutshell.

What do you call a penguin that hangs around in playgrounds? A paedophile.

Why are all women bad drivers? All of them aren't.

osama bin ladin is dead. let's get a beer.

why did the black guy die? cancer

A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

Why was Timmy's hair shaved? He had cancer and was going though Chemo.

What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

black people

Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

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