- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two ladies are walking down a road. One says, "It's freezing out here!" and then the other woman, who is a scientist, says "No it's not freezing. The freezing point of oxygen is -365.82 degrees F. So, unless it is actually that temperature outdoors, I highly doubt that it is freezing outside."

YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: dies. Mother: Ha, lol!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

The Ohio State Buckeyes

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

A man walked into a bar. He was accused of being to drunk to drive so someone called a cab for him and he was forced to leave.

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

Why did billy go to the beach? To spread his moms ashes on the sand.

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What? Huh?

A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

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