What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

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I killed someone on minecraft.

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What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody nose.

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what did one dog say to his sex partner? woof woof

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What do you call a black kid with no parents? A black orphan.

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What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

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What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

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What's worse then 1 bee sting? -2 Bee stings. What's worse then 2 bee stings? -The Holocaust. What's worse then the Holocaust? -3 Bee stings.

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what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

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Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

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What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

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How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

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Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

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Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

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If a plane crashes on the boarder of Canada and The U.S.A- Where would they burry the survivors.

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Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

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A man walks into a bar. He asks for a beer. One of the bar tenders twlls him they are all out. He takes out his gun. He has 1 bullet and there are 3 bar tenders. He wants to kill them all. What does he do? A: Shoots 1 and pegs bricks at the other two.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

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Q: Why was the black guy afraid of the chainsaw A: It was cutting his arm off

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Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

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Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

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Roses are black Violets are black A black person died

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What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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