- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the clown fall of the swing? he got shot in the head

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

what did the blind man get for christmas? Cancer.....

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

knock knock!? . . No.

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

Penis, eggs, mushrooms and tigers

Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

How do you make Barack Obama upset? Stab him.

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

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