What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Where it had just witnessed a horrific car accident involving it's spouse, who died on impact. Eventually the chicken fell into a deep depression, taking it out on his children in the form of physical abuse. Over time, the chicken ended up being alone, having no contact with his kids, having no friends, and living in a massive house with no one else. One day, he had a stroke, and no one called an ambulance because no one knew.

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guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

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How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

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Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

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yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

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How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

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my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

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what did batman say to robyn before he got in the car?... "get in the car"

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What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

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nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

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What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

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what do you call a man who likes other men? A fag

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Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

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Communism hehe xd

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Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

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OMG FUCKING NERDS WITH NO LIFE CAN READ ABOUT THE POWER OF YOUR Vaginal puss puss color, no but seriously, I kinda prefer unshaven, I mean if I change my opinion I just do it myself or command that you shave yourself while I put it on my cellphone while I jack off to you, making a creampie, yeah because.

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tea with milk?

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A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

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why did the zebra cross the road?

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ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh wait i think i missed the joke, what?

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why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

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Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

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