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Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

What made the old man laugh? A pile of dead babies.

fun fact for the day: 100% of people that drink water die sooner or later

Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

What's sadder then a dead puppy? 2 dead puppies.

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

Robin, get in the car, please.

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

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How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

what do jason kidd and michael jackson have in common? they are both actually black

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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