- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

What did the oboe say to the trombone? SQUEEEEEEK

What do you call a muslim in an airport? A muslim going on vacation you racist bastard.

But officer, I did come to a full stop!

What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

Knock Knock Who's there? UPS you have a package from Amazon. \ Oh, Thanks, where do I sign? Right here. Ok, thanks, have a nice day. Thanks you too.

who is smarter than a human? a nerd

Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

mommy mommy! why are we pushing the car over the cliff?! the mom answers shhh youll wake your father...

Your mom is so old that she most likely will die soon.

how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

Radical thinkers have decided to end abortion they will begin to kill everyone who has an abortion.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

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