- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Sylvia Plath and a cake have in common? Nothing.

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

A man did not like this site

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Knock knock. Man: Who's there? Hooker: The hooker you called for. Man: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. Wife: Honey, who is it? Man: The hooker I called for, but you haven't left yet. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes

Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

Chlamydia

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

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