- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the clown cross the road? to kill everyone in the dark knight midnight premiere

roses are red violets are blue i am black and so r u

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

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Womens rights.

A priest, a rabbi and a mullah walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the three, laughs and says "Please leave now, God is dead"

what did katness save her Life? because peter hates her and katness is peaches and peter dies in the titanic because it is gay shut up becky

What goes round and knocks on windows? A paedophile.

What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

What would the Swatch be called if it was made by a Croatian company? A Crwatch.

What do you call a Mexican hot dog? Lunch.

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To momma's missing so many teeth it looks like her tongues in jail

What did the woman say to the dog? Stop shitting on my carpet your dickhole

Curiosity killed the cat, Oh wait, I thought the dog did.

Why couldnt the girl ride her bike? becuase she was dreaming she actually doesnt have a bike her family is poor in these hard economic times.

A man walks into a bar. It resulted in a concussion and 17 stitches.

What would Walt Disney do if he were alive today? Gurgle and choke inside his cryogenic vault as liquid nitrogen flooded into his lungs.

Why did the teacher need sunglasses? Because she taught in a classroom with a very big window and the sun kept getting in her eyes.

What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

A blonde girl walks into a car.

Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause you touch yourself at night;

So I was sitting in traffic the other day... And I got run over.

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