In Soviet Russia, millions die under an oppressive and uncaring regime that uses communism to justify its inhumane policies.

Why did the pony say neigh? That`s all he can say

What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

There are 10 fish, 5 of them drown, how many are left? 10, fish can't drown

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

What would Michael Jackson do on the Moon? Nothing. He's dead.

it was dark outside so u know what i did....went to sleep

A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

What do you get when you cross an own and a bungee cord? My ass

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

how do you save a baby from drowning? Take your foot off the back of its head.

I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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