Dwight Howard

Your momma is so fat, her doctor recommended exercising more and eating healthier.

70% of heroin addicts die at some point in their life.

Why dont jews eat pork? Because the torah doesnt allow cannibalism

So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

How do you get a bent nail out of a board? You carefully pry it out with the back of the hammer.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

Sarah Palin's political campaign

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

What do you call a blind person? Mack Despard

what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Your sex life.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To look at the most interesting man in the world.

What did the whale do when he was angry? He beached himself, causing a major ecological disaster and costing the beach community thousands of dollars to return him to the water.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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