Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

Dear Rubix Cube, DONE!! Sincerely, Colorblind

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

why did the clown fall of the swing? he got shot in the head

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

Why didn't the teenager go to high school? He was murdered

what did the blind man get for christmas? Cancer.....

Justin with a hat.

Why did the girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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