so a huge calculator walks into a bar, and a man steps out from behind it, and wipes his forehead.

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What do you call an African-American, Latino, Asian, and Canadian all on the same football team? A reasonably diverse group of teammates who are most likely good acquaintances.

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What did Emmanuel Frimpong say to George Elokobi? you sir, are DENCH

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Why couldn't the young african american read? He was born blind

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Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

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roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

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Sir, do you know what time it is? Yes, it is 5:15 PM

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What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend? Homeless

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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What did the moose say to the photographer? Moose say cheese.

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PENIS lol

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I SAID I WANT A GLASS OF JUICE. NOT I WANT TO GAS THE JEWS!-hitler

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Roses are red, Violets are Violets. Screw this poem. Potato.

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yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

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Roses are red, My name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van

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Q: How many elephants can fit inside a Volkswagen Beetle? A: Four.

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Yo momma so old some said act ur age and she dies

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What did the girl say when she got her period? Nothing, why would she want anyone to know?

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What's funny about a dying dog? Nothing.

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Josh Moran peels off his foreskin while watching gay porn.

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Why are you a chicken? Because I say cock-a-doodle doo

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Lets just say I work for some important people, not the feds that is for sure, ill tell you when we meet, not here. As for my condition, lets just say that I am profusely bleeding noseblood now and that is because I forgot to take my medication, and if I had no medicaions at all, I would have begun bleeding out of me ears end eye sockets, and ironically id die from a lot of other shit before bleeding to death, so thats not even the case. Its nothing common, but I bet people could find out about it pretty fast on wikipedia, and as much as I like throwing shit on random people here, I dont like bothering anyone with my problems, in this case, it came kinda sudden and unexpected, and I dont mind sharing my deepest aspects including this with my best friends, of which one of them you clearly are love.

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What do you call a successful black man who owns millions? Either a criminal or a fictional character.

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ive been a naughty girl, and i need something to plug my hole. call or text me;) 1 (802) 299-5281

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