Why is my penis rainbow colored?

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

Why did the creeper not go home? Because his parents blew up. (As told by a 7 year old.)

what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

it was dark outside so u know what i did....went to sleep

Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

Why did the pony say neigh? That`s all he can say

There are 10 fish, 5 of them drown, how many are left? 10, fish can't drown

Why was the little boy crying? Because his older brother was forcing him to pee on an electrical socket.

What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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