- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being raped What's worse than being Raped. Being Raped 2 times by a Giant Scorpion.

roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

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A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

Three men walked into a bar. You'd think one of them would of ducked?

A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

Q: What do you call a cow wearing a hat? A: A cow wearing a hat.

Kidding, not trucing, Dylan sucks prick. Brock likes his mums butt.

What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

what did one bean say to the other bean??? hows it been.

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

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