Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

Kidding, not trucing, Dylan sucks prick. Brock likes his mums butt.

What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

whats the biggest ever snake found ? i dont know i dont study snakes :O

What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

What do you do when you say shut up to someone and they say make me? Rip out their vocal cords.

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

It says so on your cap.

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

Why are white people white? I don't know

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

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