- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q Whats Yellow, Has a body, And has a Spiky head ? A a pineapple

What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

womans having rights.

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

What was the strangest part about meeting a girl called Suzie? She had arms.

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

fun fact for the day: 100% of people that drink water die sooner or later

Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

knock knock!? . . No.

What's sadder then a dead puppy? 2 dead puppies.

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

How do you make Barack Obama upset? Stab him.

Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

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