- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do with a Jewish kid with add( attention deficits disorder)? Send him to a concentration camp

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

What does Obama, the President of the United States of America see when he closes his eyes? His eyelids

Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

Robin, get in the car, please.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

Penis, eggs, mushrooms and tigers

What made the old man laugh? A pile of dead babies.

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

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