What did the rug say to the floor? I got you covered

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What part of a vegetable are you not supposed to eat? His wheelchair.

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2 muffins were in the oven when one turned to the other and said. "Damn it's hot in here" The second muffin looked at him with a shocked expression and exclaims "She's burning the potatoes!"

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What does a gay horse eat? Carrots

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So, this cheerio is in love with a beautiful frosted cheerio. He asks her on a date. She says no, because she only dates other frosted cheerios. So the cheerio works really hard at his job and is promoted to a honey-nut cheerio. So he asks her out again. She says no because she only dates frosted cheerios. So he works even harder and is made a frosted cheerio. He asks her out again and she accepts. 4 months later after a relationship built on trust and understanding they are married and live a long and fullfilling life together.

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I started writing poetry the other day: POETR That's coming along nicely.

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What do you put your key on? A key chain.

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Why the moron throw the clock out the window? Because he was a moron.

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Yo mama's so fat, that she died from obesity.

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A grammatically correct mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve mushrooms." The mushroom says, "Why not, I'm a fungus."

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Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary.

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It's not that hard to be Dyslexic. You just have to accept it nad ovem no.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

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Whoever is reading this, I love you and I hope you have a great day.

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Steve Jobs is alive.

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hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

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Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Girl Scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

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What did the kid in the wheelchair get for Christmas? AIDS.

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What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

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What is a holocaust victim's favorite food? Nothing.

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What did the Chinese man say to the Japanese man Nothing as they have never met

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do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

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Q: How do you stop a hobo from stealing your money A: You steal the hobo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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