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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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there were ten in the bed and the little one said roll over so they all rolled over and one fell out then got back up and punched the little one in the face saying good night

Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

roses are red yoda is green my lightsaber needs 2 hands if you know what i mean

roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but the real question is why there are two flies having sex inside a light bulb.

Why did the young boy drop his bus. He was hit by an ice cream.

What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

What is small, slimy, and thrown in the garbage? A stillborn

When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

Why couldn`t Sally open the jar? Because she did not have thumbs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the gay's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Why was 7 afraid of 6, because 6 raped 5

Knock knock! Who's there? Your mother. Oh, hi Mom! Come in!

why was the little boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face.

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket? No. A picture of a red bucket? No. A photo nailed to a red bucket, which shows a red bucket with a very realistic painting of a red bucket on it? Yes.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

Jimmy: Knock Knock Nick: Whose there? Jimmy: Joe Nick: Joe Who? Jimmy: Joe Mamma Nick: No shes dead.

what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

Women's rights.

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