- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

How do you catch a predator? You throw a beartrap at a child.

You know you have no friends when you steal someone's ALIAS concept and disrespect what is perhaps the most intellectually satisfying form of humour. [L]

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

Chuck Norris.

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

what do jason kidd and michael jackson have in common? they are both actually black

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

Why did the girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

Why didn't the teenager go to high school? He was murdered

why did the clown fall of the swing? he got shot in the head

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

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