On a scale of 1 to 10, 7 being the highest, what is you favorite color

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What did one bulbasaur say to one squirtle? Well, first off, pokemon are virtual animals created solely for the enjoyment of entertaining japanese children and causing seizure episodes. This fictional creation then migrated to an american tv market, still maintaining their superficial existence while continuing to promote slavery and the use of round balls that capture your problems and propagate winning through random ball throwing. They are fake, and as they are fake, the bulbasaur said "we are fake"

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What's the difference between a man and a woman? The latter has two additional letters added to the beginning.

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A train conducter conducts goes at 60mph, when he goes under a bridge he goes at 52mph. When he goes over a hill he goes at 47mph. If he goes under 3 bridges and over 6 hills what did the conductors mother eat for dinner that night. Nothing, after many months of suffering she died from Huntington's disease.

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Why did the boy get nothing from Santa? He's Jewish.

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What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

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What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

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Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

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The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

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One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To collect it's AIDS medication.

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Haikus are simple but sometimes they don't make sense refrigerator.

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Why couldn't the man make it to work? Because as he was leaving his apartment, he saw a gruesome murder on the street that was part of an ever-growing and evolving genocide. Quickly following this, he broke down into psychological turmoil and wandered aimlessly through the streets until he eventually reached a forest, where he was taken in by a wild boar and raised to believe in boar-gods. The man died peacefully while planting potatoes.

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what happened when the shoe turned into a shoe.......... nothing, it was a raisin

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Roses are potatoes Violets are potatoes I like potatoes Potatoes.

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Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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Why was Sally angry? Because somebody burned all her clothes

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Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

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Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

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Did I tell you about when I hit a cat with my car? No, what happened? I hit a cat.

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Why did the long term smoker suddenly stop smoking? Because he had a heart attack.

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What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

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Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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