- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar hes later assassinated and mourned by his family.

Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

Why does Renee suck at tetris Because she has cancer.

Why did the man die? He had a terrible form of flesh-eating bacteria and he suffered a lot of pain.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

Help me I need to know how to cook a human fetus by tomorrow does anyone know any good recipes?

What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

Did you hear about the Asian boy that entered the piano competition? He died yesterday.

I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

roak

12/23/2012

Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

That awkward moment when sentences don't end the way you octopus.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

Q: What's worse than a black guy with a gun? A: the holocaust

What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

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