- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family

I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

What's brown and sticky? Syrup.

My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

Why do fat people make such good slaves? They're too fat and lazy to escape. Unfortunately, if you want your slave to be fat, you actually have to feed it properly.

What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

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If a black person gets a tan, what do you get? A burned black sausage.

What's the difference between you and a sick duck? I forget the rest but your mother's a whore.

yo momma so ugly that yo your birth certifiicate is an apology from thew condem factory

Q: Are their Jews in Hell? A: No, because Hitlers there

What's more dangerous, a big rock or a small one? It doesn't matter. You can blame my mom for having me.

Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

A chicken rode into town on a horse named Friday. He was later shot by a dyslexic Russian dinosaur.

whats a bike and rhymes with mike?

What did jimmy get for dinner? Food

a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. the mexican because he had to clean it first.

To momma's missing so many teeth it looks like her tongues in jail

Knock knock. Who's there. Suidi Arabia. Suida Arabia who? Huh? I was too busy loading my weaponry

Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

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