Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

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What did little John get for his birthday? No sort of disease or illness of any kind because he was in perfect health. He also got an Xbox.

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What do you call a man with a horse? A man

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*Click* "Hello you have reached a pre-recorded voice at the suicide hotline. We regret to inform you that our consultant has suffered a recent bout of depression due to the sheer volume of calls he has received." "His body was found this morning, hanging from a tree." [L]

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Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

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What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

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What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

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Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

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Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

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knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

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Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

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Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

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Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

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What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

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What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

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Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

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Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead black person? There aren't 50 watermelons buried in my backyard.

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what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

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What's the difference between an egg and a Llama? The'yre both not lamps.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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