If you see Chuck Norris you should probably tell him hey for me.

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I need a way to meet local babes and get ripped in 4 weeks. Shame there aren't any popularly advertised methods of doing that around here...

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A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

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A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. Imams do not drink alcohol so this joke has a logical flaw.

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Wanna hear a joke? Your life.

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why was the little boy happy? Because he wasn't in the penn state locker room.

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When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the world, He broke his foot because every human being that kicks such a solid structure would break their foot.

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How do you make lady gaga cry? Give her bad romance haven't you heard this joke before......DUMBASS

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Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: Cheese.

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Why did the black man break up with his white girlfriend? Because he didn't love her anymore.

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Why did the Chinese family eat a dog? Because they were poor and starving refugees.

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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Q: Why Cant The T-Rex Clap? A: No, Its Not Because His arms are to short, Its because he's Dead You Idiot...

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an irishman gets on facebook...he has 7 friend request

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Homo say what?

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff!

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There once was a man from Peru, he couldn't fit into his shoe. He went to Brazil bought a big. Swallowed it and died.

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Your friend is so gay he has consensual sex with other men, and enjoys it.

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Roses are red, Violets are Violets. Screw this poem. Potato.

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what did the older brother do? put on a joke on anti jokes what did the younger brother do ? give it a minus score what did the older brother do ? tell him and then played gears of war 2 (they got gears 3 but wanted to go bakc in time, not like michael J fox in a car with a crazy doctor but as in play an old game)

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Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

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How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

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How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

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what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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