- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the bank teller say to Santa Claus? May I help you?

Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

Aodhan, Kevin, Taggart and Caoimhin walk into a bar. They have drinks and then leave.

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Die.

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

miha kako si?

A blind man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at the man for a moment, then asks : - Excuse me, sir. Are you blind ? And the blind man says : - Yes.

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

Wanna know my life in a nutshell? Well you can't. Life is an inanimate object an will therefore not fit inside anything, let alone a nutshell.

Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

what is worse than a guy pissed?

Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't get back up? She had no legs.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

Everybody will die

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