- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

what do you call a black chef glendon

What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

What did Robin say to Justin Beiber? You're gay. Angus L.

Q: What's blue and smells like grass? A: Blue grass.

What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

what do you call an albino brown bear a polar bear

Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

What does two plus two equal? 4

Haikus are easy but some of them don't make sense but some of them do

What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent gets brutally murdered.

A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

What's worse than finding a holocaust in your apple? A worm.

Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

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