- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

There was a white kid named Tyrone.

What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

The 70's called. They had the wrong number.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

What's brown and sticky? Most forms of excrement.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

Anti Jokes = Drained

Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

Name an American born white man in the NBA. Thats right, you cant

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

Caolan and Eamon

What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

What's worse then the holocaust? Stepping on a lego.

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

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