- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Everybody love food when they are hungry

What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

I used to be addicted to soap, but now I'm clean. I'm still addicted to heroin, though. No chance I'm ever giving that up.

Why did the man look in the mirror? To see his reflection.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Why the long face?" And the horse says "I have cancer".

Why couldn't Sammy ride a Bicycle? -Because Sammy is a Fish

You can pick your ur nose u can pick ur friends u just can't pick ur friends nose.

Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

Roommate 1: I want to make food but I'm not going to Roommate 2: Why not? Roommate 1: Because I'm tired and lazy.

A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar mans asks ''so, what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk.

A horse walks into the bar. The bartender asks "why the long face" Turns out the horse's family died that evening.

i'm here at a school my friend is eats a pool fuck yeh

What is my cats favorite college? Harvard

knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me Doa Kong Oh, Hi! Come on in.

Have you seen Hellen Keller's children? No. They look just like her.

Why wasn't my friend laughing at my jokes? Because his grandpa is dying.

What happens when your scared half to death...twice!!? Nothing, being scared half to death is an expression, you should not be fearing for your life.

What part of a vegetable are you not supposed to eat? His wheelchair.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side -Tag

Religion.

CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

a man touches girls butt ...... she sharts her pants

Whats the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? NBA players make more, have more fans, and play a real sport.

What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies with a live one crawling out.

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