- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

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