- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

Yo Momma is so fat she is at risk of contracting Type 2 Diabetes.

Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

E M I L Y L Y N C H B I L L I E J E A N L A R K I N YEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

I have 20 dollars and 27 cents. How much money do I have? 20.28$ I found a penny.

What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

Q. whats worse then eating a slice of cheese? A. Finding out your mom has a penis

What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

how to turn invisable. eat yourself

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