- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a woman who has sex for money? smart.

what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

Knock Knock Whos there? Opportunity

Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

Why was the trash man feeling sad about his life? Because he had a mild case of depression to which his doctor recommended taking antidepressant pills.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

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