Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

Q) What do you get when you cross a brown chicken with a brown cow? A) An abomination

How many times has Belle Ahern been hit in the mutt 76. Stupid slut

Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

You know what topping goes bad with ice cream? Chloroform

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. It was in the middle of winter and they froze to death.

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

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Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

Barman says to a horse at the bar ' Are you sad or upset?' Horse says 'No' Barman says 'Well why the long face?' Horse says 'Because I'm a horse'

Why shouldn't you download music? Various reasons.

Why did the mother stop breastfeeding her son? Because he was twenty five.

Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

Your momma is so fat, shes skinny.

Anti Joke

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