whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a beanch can support a family

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what do you call a Mexican driving a plane? a pilot you were probably to racist to work that out

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Q: How do you do to get an elephant down from a tree? A: Wait for the fall when the leaves start falling you shoot it down.

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Barbara and Martin died in their apartment. The neighbor walked in and found glass and water everywhere. How did they die? -Barbara and Martin were fish.

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What do you do when a bomb is exploding 2 inches away from you? You die.

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A king's son's birthday was coming up and the king asked,"Son i'm the king. You can have anything you want." And the son said,"Oh i'll have some purple ping pong balls." For his birthday he got a rollar coster, a pizzaria, a new car, and of corse, some purple ping pong balls. The next year the king asked,"Son, i'm the king, you can have anything you want." and the son said,"Oh i'll have some purple ping pong balls." And for his birthday he got a manchin, an iphone, a water park, and of corse some purple ping pong balls. One day, the prince was driving in his car and was in a terrible car accadent. On his death bed, his father asked him one final question,"Son, why did you want all of those purple ping pong balls?" And the son answered,"Well, i wanted all of them because-" and then he died.

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Person 1: I'm really sleepy. Person 2: Then go to sleep.

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What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney Loves you.

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Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

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Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

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Knock knock, COME IN!

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

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Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

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Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

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How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

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how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

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What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

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why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

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Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

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What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

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What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

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What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

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What did the little girl buy for her cat? A box to bury him in.

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Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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