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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes......

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

can people thumb up the evil dead statment below please... its important to me. (and the cup joke below) thanks people , ur great.

Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

How did the Nazis torture someone? They inserted a glass tube in the penis and flicked the end so that it shattered.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

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