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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you haven't already said twice.

Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

a girl had just gotten dumped by her boyfriend over a text message. she got very sad and became suicidal

What did the polar bear say to the penguin? What are you doing here?

haiku's are funny. but sometimes they don't make sense. refrigerator.

Patrick, I just thought of something funnier than 24. Lemme hear it. 25.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was stressed & having alot of financial, mental and physical problems so he crossed the road in hope to kill himself. And he did he got ran over by a car, may his soul rest in peace.

Your flying on a canoe, and one of the wheels breaks off. How many pancakes does it take to fix it? Trick question there is a gorilla on board.

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He was at Victoria's Secret and he wasn't watching where he was going.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

Why did the atheist start snoring in his sleep? He has a naturally small airway and fairly large tonsils.

There was once a really smart Hufflepuff.

What do you call a sober man driving a car? a designated driver

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side.

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