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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

What's worse than stepping on a snail? Stepping on a bear trap.

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

Roses are shut the f* up. Violets are shut the f* up. Shut the f* up. Shut the f* up.

How do you call a hispanic man crossing the border? First you must find out his phone number, then using a different phone make a phone call to him.

Hey guys I'm more of a Nets fan.

women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

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