Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

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How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

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Woman:I give my Heart to You! Man:Thank You!!! The Woman then dies because one can't live without a heart

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A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

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Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

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the economy.

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when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

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Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

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two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

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A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

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2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

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Q:Whats yellow and white and sits at the bottom of a pool? A: A baby with slashed floaties Q:Whats red and gory and sits at the top of a pool? A: Floaties with a slahed baby

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What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

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What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

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What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

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-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

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yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

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walk into your friend’s house and say “what’s up with the dead guy out front?” (you have to murder a person for this joke to work)

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A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar and have a friendly argument over their religious beliefs.

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38 studio's new game... Finance City

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aodhan hearty

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Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

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Why didn't the boy get his mom anything for her birthday? He was killed by a drunk driver years ago

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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