- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

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What did the abortion clinic serve at the cafeteria? Fetus soup

How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes, how may I help you?

whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

Why did the owl visit the hospital? His mom was dying of luekemia.

What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her? By grounding her.

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

once there where 3 guys on a beach. they found a bottle and a fetis came out.. later they found out 2 of the 3 had cancer and the 3rd was a vegetable.

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

how many cucumbers dos it take to change a light bulb? none. cucumbers cant change light bulbs. dumbass.

Why did Susan fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock... Who's there? Not Susan...

Roses are red violets are blue I have herpees.

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