- Anti Joke

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

How did the Nazis torture someone? They inserted a glass tube in the penis and flicked the end so that it shattered.

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

can people thumb up the evil dead statment below please... its important to me. (and the cup joke below) thanks people , ur great.

A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

How many police does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they all beat the room for being black.

What do an elephant, and a banana have in common? Neither one is an ambulance.

Knock Knock!! Who's there? The Bailiffs, now get out.

what happens when you shoot a piece of soup It dies

AFTER PONDERING UPON YOUR SUGGESTION... I HAVE CONSIDERED, THOUGHT, SOUGHT TROUGH THE YELLOW PAGES OF WISDOM AND MIGHT, AND MY ANSWER TO THAT SUGGESTION IS... A DEFINITIVE, FIRM AND MANLY... Moral: MAAAAYBEEEEE?!?!?

Whats the difference in car and a bicycle? One has an engine and drivetrain designed to run on gas and the other is powered by your output of work

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

roses are red violets are twisted turn around bitch your about to get fisted

Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

A deranged serial killer walks into a bar. No one leaves because he looks like a normal guy.

What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.