- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

What do you call a black man who works in a ice-cream truck? A Ice-Creem Man

XD I literally cant stop laughing XD, thats like a manly tussle would go down huh? XDXDXD Cartoon Network? Is that thing still on anywhere? You like watching cartoons? I don't mind if you do.

Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cupboard cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

There was once a really smart Hufflepuff.

Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

How do you make a tree angry Overall trees have no sense of emotion therefore it is impossible to anger a tree.

What do you call a sober man driving a car? a designated driver

What's redder than a red apple? 2 red apples

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

Your momma's so fat, diet and exercise would probably save her life!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side.

Why did 3 kids mom's die last year? Because they were depressed and committed suicide.

Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

Persond A: A guy blows himself and his family up with a hand grenade Person B: HEY!!! Thats not funny thats how my family died

Why are you gay? Because ***** you

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