What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

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An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

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if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

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My girlfriend wanted to talk about her feelings ... SO I TOLD THAT BITCH THAT... i really loved her and care about her feelings

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What is holocaust victim's favorite food? Hamburgers.

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I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

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Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

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why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

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How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

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A Duck walks into a bar.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

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What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

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Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

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Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

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What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

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http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&cd=1&ved=0CAsQFjAA&url=http%3A%2F%2Fhomepage.eircom.net%2F~cronews%2Felep%2Felep.html&ei=1aAjVMrJJcePoQS99ILADg&usg=AFQjCNEy4qvnhug3LTGYLGylpoRhxjk_zg

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Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

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Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

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When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

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What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

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Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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