Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

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Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

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What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

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So a horse walks into a barn.

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once upon a time there was a cripple little girls who lived in an orfanage were she got raped then beat .

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

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mexicans fishing

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A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

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A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

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What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

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so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

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What do you call Helena… A Shady palm tree

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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A man goes and buys a head of cabbage. The cabbage had a worm in it. When the man saw the worm, he threw out the cabbage and bought a new one the next time he went to the grocery store.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

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What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

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Detroit has a low crime rate

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What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

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Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

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Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because it was raining.

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Knock Knock. There was no answer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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