Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all broke beyond repair.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Oh my gosh a talking muffin.

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What did rangler get on anti joke? Thumbs down.

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Why was the old man lying on the floor? He had a heart attack and died

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Just because you do not see the joke, it does`t mean its not here... Ps: It helps us get hookers and beers while wasting your "valuable time" OMG PLEASE BE FUCKING UNDERSTANDING OHMYLAWD!!!!!!!!! Ps: Cry harder you greedy sons of shedogs

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Why does Garrett have a small penis? He is not old enough to buy extenze.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your parents are dead, and so will you.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice-cream? He was run over by a bus and died instantly.

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Q: Why is there never sun beaming at the castle? A: Because the castle is full of knights.

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whats the difference between a grape and an elephant? the grape is purple

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Q: How did the black guy die? A: After a long battle with a terrible case of pneumonia he struggled to breath and died a slow and peaceful death... R.I.P. Dad

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what did the palatiespussy say to the asain how many cocaines did i say was a black pankakkkke MMMFUUCCK NORDSTRUM(CUM)

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This ones for the dudes: Whats worse then having sex with a woman with no penis? Having se with a man

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With all due respect, I do underestimate myself, there is not a single person I know that has not told me that, but if I wanted to, I would not even had to make the effort to have you removed, hell I had to pull favors and owe people things in order to keep you safe. I could have said the rest of you, but had I not known you, had you not been one of my co-workers back then, I would not have gone to the extremes that i did, you are beautiful, but what does that have to do with anything? Do you think that if I did not know you I would go "that one is sexy, release her?" Even if I did, I do not have authority, I work for them.

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How often does the lesbian vampire group meet up? Never. Lesbians don't exist.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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whats more embarissing rhan being raped by a squirel? Being a 40 year old virgin working at mcdonalds

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Why did the frog die? Because I stapled it onto a boy's face.

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One walrus says to the other, "Why are you shaking like that?" The other walrus says, " I've been addicted to ectasy for three years. It's ruining my life."

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what would george washington do if he was alive today? he would scream and scratch his coffiin

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what do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet? last years hide and go seek champion

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How do you put an elephant in a taxi? You open the door, make sure the elephant is seated confortably, and close the door.

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Q. have you seen Helen Keller house A. niether has she

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Why did Larry fall off his bike? He was hit in the head with a brick...

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