- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

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How high is the sky? True or False

i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because having no sense of hearing or vision she is completely incapable of operating any sort of machinery.

How do you make a mailman cry? Kill his family.

123 f*ck off

What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

Hi! Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Roughly 1150 pounds if a full grow male.

Good job, son.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

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T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.