- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

people can be soooo loud!!!!!!! sooo loud that they wake up helen keller!!!!!!

What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

Penis, eggs, mushrooms and tigers

What did the nerd say to the cheerleader? Wouldn't you like to know? Mind your own business.

Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

* anti-punchline

An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

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