A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

roses are red violets are blue hey fu i'm making stew out of my own poo

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

What did Geoar Bush say after a journalist ask what he was going to do about Katrina? Where gonna find her we do think she has some connection with Alkida .

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Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

You know what's funnier than 24? .... 9-11

Do you wanna build a snowman ? No.

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

A man did not like this site

roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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