- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

How do you stop birds from building nests in your grill? You turn the grill on

guy walks into a bar, ouch

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "James" "James who?" "What the heck?You forgot me already?Its your bestfriend dude.Now let me in." ~Lil

What do you call a kid with an eye-patch and a speech impediment? Names.

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

What did the black guy say to the Jewish guy when it began to rain? It's raining.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Oh wait! i don't care!

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

Women's rights

I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

A man comes into a bar. Wait, it's a horse. A man comes into a horse.

Q: What used to be black, and then became white, and touches young boys? A: Michael Jackson.

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

I literally died laughing

Q: Why did the irishman walk into the bar A: Because he wanted a drink

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