- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man drink on a hot summer day? Some water, it quickly replenished the liquids he was perspiring do to the temperature being sufficiently hotter than his body temperature

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Well, a pizza is edible object provided for human consumption, and a jew is a holy human being believing in the prophet abraham.

I'm tired.

What is the only non-racist animal? The mexican panda. Why? It's black, white, hispanic, and asian.

The Duck walks up to the lemonade stand and says to the man running the stand...Hey bum bum bum....How much is the lemonade

Why are Pine trees green? Because light reflects at different wavelengths, and the chlorophyll, found in chloroplasts, being abundant in the needles of pine trees, Reflect the correct wavelength for green.

a man walks into a bar and was arrested because it wasn't a bar it was a bank and he shot and killed 4 people during the armed robbery

A man named Chuck walks into a bar. One of the patrons says, "Oh my god! You're Walker, Texas Ranger!" Chuck replies, "No, that's Chuck Norris. I'm Chuck Connors. I played the Rifleman." The man replies, "Wait, aren't you dead?"

How do you make a little boy cry? Cut off his legs.

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

what would abraham lincoln do if he were alive today? scream and try to open his coffin.

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

Why did the white guy sit on the toilet? So he could take a poop.

Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

Why did the boy fall out of his seat? He was being strangled with a piano wire.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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