- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a convenient store and asks the cashier where the toilet paper is. She says aisle five. He goes down aisle five and there's no toilet paper.

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

How do I want to die? From Chuck Norris killing me, that would be an honor.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? That is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

a guy on the street throws a boy between 2 priests

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't, she's dead.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless he's a witch doctor, then you'll need an apple and some ayaheusca. The fractal dream will destroy time and space as consciousness returns upon itself at times end

Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

whats green and slimy? green slim

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

What happened when the engineering student studied for a physics final? They failed.

Why couldn't the boy talk? He drowned.

What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

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