How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

You know what's stupid and gay? Idiots and homosexuals, respectively.

You know what's funnier than 24? 25

What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was osama bin laden

Why did the man start a shooting spree at walmart? Because he is mentally unstable and people at walmart make easy targets.

Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

G:nock nock B:come in!

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to **** the **** until he ******. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

What do you call a blonde in a library? Lost

What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

Why did the black man get sent to prison? He had committed many crimes and was finally caught by the police.

Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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