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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

Is that a gun? Or are you forcing your boner into my back? Or is it something completely different that shares the physical characteristics of guns and boners?

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

How do you call a black person in KFC? By a Phone.

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

A: Why are black people so good at sports? B: Practice and determination.

My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

Do u know where the glue is? nope, i just glued my hand to this table, so im no help to u

Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

Roses are Red Violets are blue I have short term memory loss Hey look thats my bike over there.

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

Why weren't the two gays invited to the office party? Because there is no office party until december, therefor no one was invited.

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

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