- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

What do you do if you walk outside and see your t.v. floating in the lawn in the middle of the night? Go back inside.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

What's funny? Women's rights.

I Never apologize, I'm sorry, that's just me

How do you make sure a kangaroo gets the right breakfast? Make sure it doesn't get the wrong breakfast

mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

In Soviet Russia, everything you do will have an equal and opposite effect, for the laws of physics still apply in every part of the world. No matter where you are.

Wanna hear a joke? Fifa price ranges.....:(

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

Inspirational speaker: "You can judge a man by the way he treats those who can do nothing for him." Me: "Hitler loved dogs."

Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

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