- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

Yo mama so stupid that when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead

No, Sarah. You know your hooks scratch the keys.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He had a stroke.

A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

What really killed Adolf Hitler? The gas bill

A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Neither has he.

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

what tall and looks like a jew?

Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

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