- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin "Boy, it sure is getting hot in here," and the other muffin replies "yeah, that's because it's an oven."

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

An Asian man is driving a car. He was on the way to the market to buy dinner for his family

why dont they make black forks

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

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