How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

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What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

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A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

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How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

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What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

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Jamie stegman put many doodles into his mouth, sometimes 2,3 even 5.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally, she has no arms.

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Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

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whats black and yellow and screams? A bus full of black kids going over a cliff.

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Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

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What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

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why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

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An SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks if it can join them.

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What do you call a person who hammers a nail into his forehead? A dumbass.

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knock knock, whos there? the bum bum boys ready to dance :) ``~ ``sms

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What's worse than getting sockson your birthday? Getting cancer on your birthday.

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Chuck Norris walks up to a baby and punches it in the face He walks away and laughs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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