- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

What do you call a room full of jewish women with yeast infections? The waiting room of a gynecologists office, potentially in some sort of Jewish district

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally, she has no arms.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

whats black and yellow and screams? A bus full of black kids going over a cliff.

Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

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When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

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