Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

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Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

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Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

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I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

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What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

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what`s green and flys a plain i was kidding about the green

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Ily bae

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Q. What's white and lives in a tree? A. A fridge.

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Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

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Why did Suzie fall off the swings? Because she didn't have arms or legs. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

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Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

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Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

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What's 2+2? Fish

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watch me nae nae

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What? Huh?

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Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

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every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

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Skinny guy: Hey wanna hear a yo mama joke? Fat mother: Hey you wanna die?

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Who killed Lincoln Nobody knows

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What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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