- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

What do you call a person with no arms or legs rolling around in leaves? I don't know that seems like a highly improbable situation

Why did the kid fall? He got pushed off of a building

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

What did the man say before he killed himself? I am going to kill myself

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

Wear a Mario costume What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

What happened to the guy that got a perfect score on his S.A.T.'s? He was murdered.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

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