Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

why do some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because they can be extreamly delishus and satisfying to eat. Why dont some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because then we would all be too big to fit on earth.

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

Someone just commented on my joke! ... oh wait it was myself

why did the koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead

Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

Why can't Bin laden drive because he's dead

How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

Q :Why did the girl fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.

jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

Q. What do you get when you cross a bird with a human? A. Arrested.

a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

Q: What did blue say to red? A: Let's make some purple

Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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