- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action

People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

Why did the kitten cross the road? Because its owners abandoned it.

What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

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What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

Why did the donkey say "Shit sorry I had no idea" Because the batteries shouted: "Nobody told me about your actions here, sorry for the terrible coding format, I am new"

Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

Then that means that, I thought I was working with you? No wonder things did not work out, no wonder jerks like Jonas "the wizard" got inside my team, he was recommended by this "Axel Knight"

An American, a Mexican, and a Chinese person are in an airplane. The three of them ponder throwing someone out for a racist reason, but decide to fly to the destination.

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

Yo mama so stupid, she should be worried about Alzheimer's disease.

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