What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

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I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

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What's worse than cancer? Nothing.

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Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

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A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

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Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

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And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

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What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

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What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

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What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

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Why is my penis rainbow colored?

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so a baby seal walks into a club, the bouner immedietly kicks the seal out because it is too young to be in a club and also.....itsa seal

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How do you know if someone is vegan? They'll tell you.

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What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

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What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

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Why did the weiner dog puncture Doris's bladder? It got carried away during an oral sex session.

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Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

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why did Helen Keller cross the road? she didn't, she wasn't able to find it

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Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

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What do you call a terrible Therapist that shoots coke up his nose? Sickman, Sickman Fraud.

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Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

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A storm be brewin!

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It was a beautiful day, John was driving in his car down the street, Kameron was riding his bike preparing for a bike race the following day, and Griffin was having his 7th birthday party. John ran over Kameron and Griffin, he killed Griffin and broke Kameron's legs to where he could never stand/ride again

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Your dad must be a drug dealer because I saw him in your kitchen snorting cocaine

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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