Q: What's worse than getting a divorce? A: I don't know, i'm still married.

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Why couldn`t Sally open the jar? Because she did not have thumbs.

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Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

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A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

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I Have a Black Friend

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Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

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I was going to tell a joke about your mom's vagina, but that's overused.

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what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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A blone walks into a bank in New York City and asks the bank teller for a $5000 loan because she's going to Mexico for 2 weeks. The bank teller said he would need some security for the money. The blonde tells him her new Rolls Royce is in the parking Lot and she hands him the keys. The blonde gets the money and goes on her trip. Another employee at the bank then parks the car in the underground parking garage. He later ffinds out the blonde is a multi millionaire. When the blonde arrives home from she pays back the $5000 and $15 interest. When the bank teller asks her why she gave them a $250000 car for security or needed the $5000 loan if she was a multi millionaire, the blonde answers, "Where else can you park your car in New York City and expect it to stillbe there when you return?"

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A little boy came runing to his mum' mummy...can a little girl have ababy? Mom reply no...so, the boy ran out and told his frnd 'we can play naked again'.,

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John walked up to his dad one morning and shouted, "Dad, it's my birthday!" Dad said, "Cool, how old are you?" John says, "I'm seven!" Dad tells him to go downstairs and tell his grandpa. Johnny runs down and says, "Grandpa, it's my birthday, guess how old I am!" Grandpa sticks his? hand in John's pants and sticks his thumb into his anus. As he pulls his hand out, he pinches his penis. Grandpa says, "You're seven." John says, "How did you know?" Grandpa says, "I heard you tell your dad upstairs."

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A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

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What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

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jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

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a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

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Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

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What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

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Q :Why did the girl fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.

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Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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