- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

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What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

Why did the donkey say "Shit sorry I had no idea" Because the batteries shouted: "Nobody told me about your actions here, sorry for the terrible coding format, I am new"

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

Why did the kitten cross the road? Because its owners abandoned it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

Yo mama so stupid, she should be worried about Alzheimer's disease.

Then that means that, I thought I was working with you? No wonder things did not work out, no wonder jerks like Jonas "the wizard" got inside my team, he was recommended by this "Axel Knight"

Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action

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