- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

How can you tell if someone is a virgin? Everyone is a virgin in something. For example, if you never had sex with a dinosaur, then you are a virgin at dinosaur sex.

What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

What starts with S and end in H-I-T? shit.

Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: The Police. We have a warrant for your arrest.

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