- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! Who’s there? Alligator! I'm positively sure that Alligators are unable to talk, now please tell me who this is before I call the police.

Why'd the guy fall off the building? I pushed him

what do mexicans cross? whatever they want. but in this case their local grocery store parking lot to buy fresh produce.

Q: What's worse than not having a good relationship? A: Starving Africans

Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Whats the difference between a nigro and a nigro... They are both BLACK!

What's black and blue and hates sex? The ten year old in my trunk

Why did santa cross the road? He didn't he is not real.

So, a man walks into a doctor's office. He says, "Doctor, it hurts when I bent my arm like this." The doctor tells the man that it is simply a sprained muscle after thorough examination.

whats worse than a baby in a bathtub? its dead. Whats worse than that? its in a clown suit. Whats worse than that? The baby had down syndrome.

Help! I've fallen and I can't get up.

What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

I once duped this chick with a parrot. Crazy thing wouldn't shut up. The parrot was pretty cool

Why did Sally drop her Ice Cream Cone? Because her dog licked her butthole.

When life gives you lemons you make orange juice so people will say "How the hell did you do that?"

CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

What happens when you cross a Mexican and a Chinese man? A multiracial man.

knock knock who's there? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!

What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

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