- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

Why did the fat guy survive the the plane crash? He was late to get up due to a malfunctioning alarm clock and so missed his flight, sparing him of the tragic outcome the other passengers suffered. To this day he still thinks about how a completely random occurrence saved his life.

Women outside of the kitchen.

A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

What did the little boy say to his malignant tumour? "Hello" The tumour did not respond.

Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

What is older than history?

Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

Mom says my name I reply Coming.

Nobody cares maddie!

Why won't Santa be delivering presents this year? Because he can't be bothered.

why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

what do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating thats odd.

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

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