Who killed Lincoln Nobody knows

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You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

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What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

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A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

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Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

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Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

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someone called someone else a frog

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when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

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How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

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Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

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Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

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What? Huh?

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Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

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RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

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Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

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in superbad, why couldnt seth take off mclovin's face and wear it as his own? no one can. theyre fictional characters in a movie

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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what did the white singer say to the black rapper? I would like to do a song with you seeing as how we have 2 separate audience types i believe this would prove the song to be successful

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A man and a woman are happily married. The die

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Three men on a journey stop at a farm and ask the farmer if they might be allowed to stay the night. The farmer consents upon one condition: that the visitors not lay a hand on his daughter. The men respected the farmers wishes and left in the morning.

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Hey, I want to because you are really sweet and deserve it, and damn you are hot, but thats secondary in your case, in every case actually, otherwise I would just be doing it with meat whose soul and thoughts I hate/dislike/detest/etc, and that is not who I am. Once huh? I mean I said night/day/shower/breakfast table... Not so sure I can last for that long with a girl as hot and sweet as you for that long. Kidding, hey, best friend huh? Wow, I mean that`s really sweet, and you are really a special friend to me, but uh, to be honest, best friend? I barely know you... I hate this part of myself, I am blunt with that honesty thing, I may just have insulted you, but you know, I also need to be able to live with myself If I am going to enjoy life.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To buy more crystal meth to fuel his addiction while his wife and children starved in the public houses.

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

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How do you kill and red head? Throw your mom at them!

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