- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a gay horse eat? Carrots

yo momma is so fat she ate the rest of the joke

Why did Paul let Johnny choke to death? Because Paul had no arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road Who the f*** let out the chicken

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

A man walks into a bar a browning automatic rifle, it accidentally fires hitting the main artery in his neck and he promptly bleeds to death.

A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar mans asks ''so, what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk.

Whats better than winning an award? Not having your family shot to death

Your mom came to my house last night. We played chess.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron? I've never forcibly expelled three tire irons from my vagina.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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What's the best thing for a hangover? Heavy drinking the night before.

what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and the holocaust? A pile of dead babies isn't funny

My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

A man walked in the kitchen with a gun. He made a sandwich.

Why did the sailor fall off the boat? Because vampires arent real.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket? No. A picture of a red bucket? No. A photo nailed to a red bucket, which shows a red bucket with a very realistic painting of a red bucket on it? Yes.

Q. Whats does the kid and the dog have in common? A. The kid has Herpes.

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